{"id":7937,"date":"2012-07-20T18:21:51","date_gmt":"2012-07-20T16:21:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=7937"},"modified":"2013-03-15T12:45:08","modified_gmt":"2013-03-15T11:45:08","slug":"joke-from-sicily-the-tomatoe-garden","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/joke-from-sicily-the-tomatoe-garden\/","title":{"rendered":"Joke from Sicily- The tomato garden.. \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This joke is an old one ..But still real good to read for your health<\/p>\n<p><strong>THE \u00a0TOMATO GARDEN<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A little old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig<br \/>\nhis tomato garden, but it was very difficult work for him because the<br \/>\nground was too hard.<\/p>\n<p>His only son used to help him, but Vincent was in<br \/>\nprison now.<\/p>\n<p>One day, the old man was feeling so blue that he wrote a<br \/>\nletter to his son Vincent and described his feelings and predicament.<br \/>\nMy dear son Vincenzo, I feel pretty bad today. I can not plant my tomato<br \/>\ngarden this year. I&#8217;m just too old to dig up the garden. The ground is so<br \/>\nhard, if I dig, it hurts my back so bad. If you were home&#8230;<br \/>\nmy troubles would be over .. I know you would dig the garden for me!<\/p>\n<p>Love, Papa.<\/p>\n<p><em>A few days later he received a letter from his son.Yo<br \/>\nPop, Wad&#8217;ever ya do&#8230; DON&#8217;T dig up that yard &#8230;. That&#8217;s where buried<br \/>\nthe bodies.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Love, Vinnie.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local<br \/>\npolice arrived and dug up the entire property. Not finding any bodies,<br \/>\nthey apologized to the little old man and left.<\/p>\n<p>A day later, the little old man got another letter from his son.<\/p>\n<p><em>Yo Pop, go ahead and plant<br \/>\nthose tomatoes now. That&#8217;s the best I could do under the circumstances<br \/>\n<\/em><em>Love, Vinnie<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\/<em>on request \u00a0Roland le Professeur\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/old-guys-in-italy\/\"><strong>More Italian jokes<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This joke is an old one ..But still real good to read for your health THE \u00a0TOMATO GARDEN A little old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very difficult work for him because the ground was too hard. 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