{"id":7993,"date":"2010-10-24T06:00:52","date_gmt":"2010-10-24T04:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=7993"},"modified":"2015-12-15T20:48:04","modified_gmt":"2015-12-15T19:48:04","slug":"arbetslinjen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/arbetslinjen\/","title":{"rendered":"Arbetslinjen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Kommunalare..<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Det var tv\u00e5 blonda killar som jobbade f\u00f6r kommunen. En skulle gr\u00e4va ett h\u00e5l och den andra skulle g\u00e5 efter och fylla igen h\u00e5let. De arbetade ivrigt hela dagen utan rast.<br \/>\nEn gr\u00e4vde, den andre fyllde igen.<br \/>\nEn \u00e5sk\u00e5dare var h\u00e4nf\u00f6rd \u00f6ver deras h\u00e5rda och flitiga arbete, men kunde inte f\u00f6r sitt liv inte f\u00f6rst\u00e5 vad de h\u00f6ll p\u00e5 med. S\u00e5 han fr\u00e5gade killen som gr\u00e4vde:<br \/>\n-Ditt arbete \u00e4r s\u00e4kert mycket uppskattat, men vad handlar det om?.. Du gr\u00e4ver ett h\u00e5l och din kompis g\u00e5r bakom och fyller i h\u00e5let igen..?<\/p>\n<p>Han som gr\u00e4vde torkade sin panna och suckade:<br \/>\n-Ja, normalt s\u00e5 \u00e4r vi tre som jobbar, men han som planterar tr\u00e4den \u00e4r sjuk idag&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><em>Ett bidrag fr\u00e5n Paul in Provence<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kommunalare.. Det var tv\u00e5 blonda killar som jobbade f\u00f6r kommunen. En skulle gr\u00e4va ett h\u00e5l och den andra skulle g\u00e5 efter och fylla igen h\u00e5let. De arbetade ivrigt hela dagen utan rast. En gr\u00e4vde, den andre fyllde igen. En \u00e5sk\u00e5dare var h\u00e4nf\u00f6rd \u00f6ver deras h\u00e5rda och flitiga arbete, men kunde inte f\u00f6r sitt liv inte [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[156,1131],"class_list":["post-7993","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-arbetslinjen","tag-kommunalare"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-24V","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2592,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/segling-med-den-absolut-basta-kombibaten-som-byggts\/","url_meta":{"origin":7993,"position":0},"title":"Segling med den troligen b\u00e4sta kombib\u00e5ten som byggts &#8230;.","author":"bengt39","date":"2009-07-19","format":false,"excerpt":"240415 VIKTIGA DETALJBILDER KAN SES IGEN\u00a0 FEL P\u00c5 ETT ANTAL L\u00c4NKAR har reparerats och funkar men finns litet kvarst\u00e5ende fel som visar felaktigt att l\u00e4nk inte fungerar uppdaterad 240814 Bild fr\u00e5n h\u00e4ndig person som renoverat en \u00e4ldre toppenb\u00e5t En h\u00e4ndig sk\u00e5ning k\u00f6pte en gammal Toppen som bara anv\u00e4nt som roddb\u00e5t\u2026","rel":"","context":"I \u201d9.2 Allm\u00e4nt\u201d","block_context":{"text":"9.2 Allm\u00e4nt","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/category\/allmant\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/toppenringsjon.jpeg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/toppenringsjon.jpeg?resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/toppenringsjon.jpeg?resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/toppenringsjon.jpeg?resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/toppenringsjon.jpeg?resize=1050%2C600 3x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/toppenringsjon.jpeg?resize=1400%2C800 4x"},"classes":[]},{"id":28289,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/antligen-fiber-pa-gang-blekingeskargarden\/","url_meta":{"origin":7993,"position":1},"title":"\u00c4ntligen fiber i Blekingesk\u00e4rg\u00e5rden","author":"admin","date":"2019-02-05","format":false,"excerpt":"uppdaterad 190707 NU \u00e4t fiber inkopplat\u00a0 i huset fungerade klockrent direkt\u00a0 och Telia 4G mobilt internet satte jag direkt i standby .Valde\u00a0 OWNIT 100\/100 f\u00f6r 99 kr\/m\u00e5n\u00a0 3m\u00e5n Sen f\u00e5r vi se \u00f6ver vintern vad som blir billigast utesluter inte mobilt internet 4G \u00f6ver vintern om jag inte f\u00e5r tillr\u00e4ckligt\u2026","rel":"","context":"I \u201d8 Djur o natur\u201d","block_context":{"text":"8 Djur o natur","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/category\/djur-o-natur\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/feber-5feb1.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/feber-5feb1.jpg?resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/feber-5feb1.jpg?resize=525%2C300 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":3938,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/nya-tider-nya-ordsprak\/","url_meta":{"origin":7993,"position":2},"title":"Nya tider &#8211; nya ordspr\u00e5k","author":"bengt39","date":"2023-01-27","format":false,"excerpt":"Publicerat 2012 f\u00f6rsta g\u00e5ngen Nya tider kr\u00e4ver nya ordspr\u00e5k. 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