{"id":8253,"date":"2010-11-07T06:00:31","date_gmt":"2010-11-07T04:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=8253"},"modified":"2010-11-07T06:00:31","modified_gmt":"2010-11-07T04:00:31","slug":"did-i-rea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/did-i-rea\/","title":{"rendered":"Did I read the signs right?? \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"

In an office:<\/strong><\/p>\n

TOILET OUT OF ORDER…… PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW<\/p>\n

\u00a0In a Laundromat:<\/strong><\/p>\n

AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT<\/p>\n

\u00a0In a London department store:<\/strong><\/p>\n

BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS<\/p>\n

\u00a0In an office:<\/strong><\/p>\n

WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN<\/p>\n

In an office:<\/strong><\/p>\n

AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD<\/p>\n

\u00a0Outside a secondhand shop:<\/strong><\/p>\n

WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING – BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?<\/p>\n

\u00a0Notice in health food shop window:<\/strong><\/p>\n

CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS<\/p>\n

\u00a0Spotted in a safari park:<\/strong><\/p>\n

ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR<\/p>\n

\u00a0Seen during a conference:<\/strong><\/p>\n

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN’T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR<\/p>\n

\u00a0Notice in a farmer’s field:<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.<\/p>\n

\u00a0On a repair shop door:<\/strong><\/p>\n

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR – THE BELL DOESN’T WORK)<\/p>\n

Now that you’ve smiled at least once, it’s your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle).\u00a0 We all need a good laugh, keep on smiling.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

In an office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER…… PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW \u00a0In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT \u00a0In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS \u00a0In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,7],"tags":[1696],"class_list":["post-8253","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-english-stuff","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-roliga-skyltar"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-297","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":12634,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/one-ear\/","url_meta":{"origin":8253,"position":0},"title":"One ear \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4","author":"bengt39","date":"2011-12-14","format":false,"excerpt":"A young Naval Officer was in a terrible car accident, but due to the heroics of the hospital staff, the only permanent injury was the loss of one ear. 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