{"id":8656,"date":"2013-08-10T06:00:48","date_gmt":"2013-08-10T05:00:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=8656"},"modified":"2013-08-10T08:16:37","modified_gmt":"2013-08-10T07:16:37","slug":"hawaii-semester","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/hawaii-semester\/","title":{"rendered":"Hawaii semester \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"

Tv\u00e5 pr\u00e4ster besl\u00f6t sig f\u00f6r att \u00e5ka till Hawaii p\u00e5 semester<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

De besl\u00f6t att f\u00e5 en ”riktig” semester. De skulle inte ha p\u00e5 sig n\u00e5got som skulle antyda att de var pr\u00e4ster.<\/p>\n

S\u00e5 fort planet landat, skyndade de till en aff\u00e4r d\u00e4r de k\u00f6pte alla typiska turistkl\u00e4der. Shorts, T-shirts solglas\u00f6gon och sandaler.<\/p>\n

N\u00e4sta morgon gick de till stranden if\u00f6rda sina ink\u00f6pta\u00a0 turistkl\u00e4der och parkerade sig i varsin strandstol.<\/p>\n

De nj\u00f6t av en drink, solen och den vackra utsikten.<\/p>\n

Pl\u00f6tsligt kommer en vacker topless blondin g\u00e5ende.\u00a0 Hon styr sina steg mot de b\u00e5da pr\u00e4sterna.<\/p>\n

De kunde inte hj\u00e4lpas, de bara stirrade p\u00e5 blondinen.<\/p>\n

N\u00e4r blondinen just passerade, log hon och sade;<\/p>\n

”God morgon fader” till den ene och<\/p>\n

”God morgon fader” \u00e4ven till den andre.<\/p>\n

Pr\u00e4sterna bara stirrade p\u00e5 varandra.<\/p>\n

Hur i hela fridens dar kunde hon se att vi \u00e4r pr\u00e4ster?<\/p>\n

S\u00e5 det gick till en annan aff\u00e4r och k\u00f6pte \u00e4nnu h\u00e4ftigare kl\u00e4der.<\/p>\n

N\u00e4sta dag parkerade de sig i sina strandstolar igen.<\/p>\n

B\u00e4st de sitter d\u00e4r och njuter av solen och v\u00e4rmen, kommer samma blondin som dagen innan, g\u00e5ende mot dem.<\/p>\n

Fast nu med en annan f\u00e4rg p\u00e5 underdelen.<\/p>\n

\u00c4ven denna dag s\u00e4ger hon ”God morgon fader” till de b\u00e5da pr\u00e4sterna och forts\u00e4tter att g\u00e5.<\/p>\n

Nu kan den ene pr\u00e4sten inte beh\u00e4rska sig l\u00e4ngre, utan ropar efter henne: ”Ett \u00f6gonblick min unga dam.”<\/p>\n

”Ja fader” svarar hon.<\/p>\n

”Vi \u00e4r pr\u00e4ster och stolta \u00f6ver det, men vi skulle v\u00e4ldigt g\u00e4rna vilja veta hur i allsin dar ni kan se det n\u00e4r vi inte har n\u00e5nting p\u00e5 oss som kan antyda det?”<\/p>\n

Hon svarade:<\/p>\n

. . . . . . . . . . . .<\/p>\n

”Fader, det \u00e4r jag, Syster Mary….”<\/p>\n

Ett bidrag fr\u00e5n Lawrence (not from Arabia )<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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