Bob, a 70 year old extremely wealthy widower, shows up at
\nthe Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy
\n25 year-old blonde who knocks everyone’s socks off with her
\nyouthful sex appeal and charm who hangs over Bob’s arm and
\nlistens intently to his every word.<\/p>\n
His buddies at the club are all aghast.<\/p>\n
They corner him and ask, ”Bob, how’d you get the trophy girlfriend<\/em>?”<\/p>\n Bob replies, ”Girlfriend? She’s my wife!” <\/em><\/p>\n They’re knocked over, but continue to ask. ”So, how’d you persuade Bob says, ”I lied about my age.”<\/em><\/p>\n His friends respond, ”What do you mean? Did you tell her you were Bob smiles and says, ”No, I told her I was 90.” <\/em><\/p>\n From Oles Archive…<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Bob, a 70 year old extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year-old blonde who knocks everyone’s socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm who hangs over Bob’s arm and listens intently to his every word. 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\nher to marry you?”<\/em><\/p>\n
\nonly 50?”<\/em><\/p>\n