{"id":9432,"date":"2010-12-20T07:42:31","date_gmt":"2010-12-20T06:42:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=9432"},"modified":"2010-12-20T07:42:31","modified_gmt":"2010-12-20T06:42:31","slug":"check-out-these-christmas-lights","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/check-out-these-christmas-lights\/","title":{"rendered":"Check out these Christmas lights !!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As the story goes, the guy that owns this house lives north of Cincinnati , Ohio ..  Police were constantly being called for traffic<br \/>\njams and accidents in the neighborhood so they asked him to shut it down during certain hours.  Instead he started charging by car load to pay duty police to be there.  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