A priest and a rabbi\u00a0are sitting next to each other on an airplane.<\/p>\n
After awhile the priest turns to the rabbi and asks, ”Is it still a\u00a0requirement\u00a0of\u00a0your faith that you not eat pork?”<\/p>\n
The rabbi responds, ”Yes that is still one of our beliefs.”<\/p>\n
The priest then asks, ”Have you ever eaten pork?”<\/p>\n
To which the rabbi\u00a0replies, ”Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and\u00a0tasted a ham sandwich.”<\/p>\n
The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n
\u00a0A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, ”Father, is\u00a0it still a requirement of your church\u00a0that you remain celibate?”<\/p>\n
The\u00a0priest replied, ”Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith.” \u00a0<\/p>\n
The rabbi then asked him, ”Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations\u00a0 of\u00a0the flesh?”\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n
The priest replied, ”Yes, rabbi,\u00a0on\u00a0one occasion I was weak and\u00a0broke with my faith.”\u00a0<\/p>\n
\u00a0The\u00a0rabbi nodded understandingly.\u00a0<\/p>\n
\u00a0He was silent for a minute\u00a0and\u00a0then\u00a0he\u00a0said,<\/p>\n
”Beats a ham sandwich, doesn’t it?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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