{"id":9600,"date":"2011-01-21T15:02:21","date_gmt":"2011-01-21T14:02:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=9600"},"modified":"2016-03-24T08:00:37","modified_gmt":"2016-03-24T07:00:37","slug":"en-minnesvard-historia-a-golfstory-topclass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/en-minnesvard-historia-a-golfstory-topclass\/","title":{"rendered":"En minnesv\u00e4rd golfhistoria…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Arthur is a 90 years old active golfer.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

He’s played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago.\u00a0 One day he\u00a0arrives home looking downcast.<\/p>\n

”That’s it,”\u00a0 he tells his wife. ”I’m giving up golf. My eyesight has got
\nso bad. Once I’ve hit the ball, I can’t see where it went.”<\/p>\n

His wife sympathizes. As they sit down, she has a suggestion: ”Why don’t\u00a0you take my brother with you, and give it one more try.”<\/p>\n

”That’s no good,” sighs Arthur. ”Your brother is a hundred and three. He\u00a0can’t help.”<\/p>\n

”He may be a hundred and three,” says the wife, ”but his eyesight is
\nperfect.”\u00a0So the next day, Arthur heads off to the golf course with his\u00a0brother-in-law.<\/p>\n

He tees up, takes an almighty swing, and squints down the fairway.<\/p>\n

He turns to the brother-in-law. ”Did you see the ball?”<\/p>\n

”Of course I did!”, says the brother-in-law. ”I have perfect eyesight.”<\/p>\n

”Where did it go?” asks Arthur.<\/p>\n

”Can’t remember.”<\/p>\n

Avec Salut de golfer Paul swinging in Provence<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Arthur is a 90 years old active golfer. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago.\u00a0 One day he\u00a0arrives home looking downcast. ”That’s it,”\u00a0 he tells his wife. ”I’m giving up golf. My eyesight has got so bad. Once I’ve hit the ball, I can’t see where it went.” His wife sympathizes. 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