Har du n\u00e5gonsin sett en person i din egen \u00e5lder och t\u00e4nkt: – Jag \u00e4r
\nglad att jag inte ser s\u00e5 gammal ut!<\/p>\n
Jag heter Berit. Jag satt i v\u00e4ntrummet hos min nya tandl\u00e4kare och
\nl\u00e4ste ett diplom p\u00e5 v\u00e4ggen och uppt\u00e4ckte hans namn. Pl\u00f6tsligt
\nkom jag ih\u00e5g en l\u00e5ng, elegant m\u00f6rkh\u00e5rig kille med samma namn, som
\ngick i samma klass som mig, f\u00f6r ungef\u00e4r 30 \u00e5r sedan.
\nKan han vara samma kille som jag hade varit lite f\u00f6r\u00e4lskad i p\u00e5 den tiden?
\nN\u00e4r jag sen fick se honom skakade jag snabbt av mig tanken. Denna
\nhalvskalliga, gr\u00e5 mannen med rynkigt ansikte var alldeles f\u00f6r gammal
\nf\u00f6r att ha varit min klasskamrat.<\/p>\n
N\u00e4r han hade unders\u00f6kt mina t\u00e4nder tog nyfikenheten \u00f6ver och jag
\nfr\u00e5gade om han hade g\u00e5tt p\u00e5 Enskede gymnasieskola.
\n– Ja, det gjorde jag, svarade han.<\/p>\n
– N\u00e4r gick du ut d\u00e5, fr\u00e5gade jag?<\/p>\n
– Jag var i avg\u00e5ngsklassen 1978, sa han.<\/p>\n
– Du gick i min klass d\u00e5! Jag log..<\/p>\n
Han s\u00e5g n\u00e4rmare p\u00e5 mig.
\nSen sade denna fula, gamla, halvskalliga, oh\u00f6vliga, fete och elake man:<\/p>\n
– VAD UNDERVISADE DU I D\u00c5?<\/p>\n
ett bidrag av Yvonne<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Har du n\u00e5gonsin sett en person i din egen \u00e5lder och t\u00e4nkt: – Jag \u00e4r glad att jag inte ser s\u00e5 gammal ut! Jag heter Berit. Jag satt i v\u00e4ntrummet hos min nya tandl\u00e4kare och l\u00e4ste ett diplom p\u00e5 v\u00e4ggen och uppt\u00e4ckte hans namn. 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