Det var ett stort internationellt \u00f6lbryggarkonvent p\u00e5 Mallorca och alla de stora\u00a0bryggeriernas chefer var d\u00e4r.
\nAv n\u00e5gon outgrundlig anledning var \u00e4ven chefen p\u00e5 Norrlands Guld d\u00e4r.
\nF\u00f6rmodligen inkvoterad som n\u00e5gon form av exotiskt inslag …<\/p>\n
N\u00e5v\u00e4l, efter f\u00f6rmiddagens konfererande s\u00e5 var det dags att \u00e4ta lunch.
\nServitrisen gick runt och tog upp best\u00e4llningar p\u00e5 dryck till maten.
\nCarlsbergchefen sa med h\u00f6g r\u00f6st, Jag tar en Carlsberg, probable the best Beer in the world.<\/p>\n
Chefen fr\u00e5n Bitburger sa givetvis, ein Bit, bitte.<\/p>\n
Och chefen fr\u00e5n Heineken sa att han skulle ha en Heineken, unchanged since \u2026\u2026osv.
\nS\u00e5 d\u00e4r h\u00f6ll det p\u00e5 runt bordet.<\/p>\n
Chefen p\u00e5 Norrlands Guld var dock lite os\u00e4ker p\u00e5 om man hade hans \u00f6l p\u00e5 Mallorca\u00a0och han ville ju, av naturliga sk\u00e4l, inte dricka n\u00e5gon annans \u00f6l.<\/p>\n
S\u00e5 n\u00e4r det blev hans tur att best\u00e4lla sa han med h\u00f6g st\u00e4mma:<\/p>\n
”Jag tar en Cola light!”<\/p>\n
Det blev s\u00e5 klart helt d\u00f6dstyst runt om i salen och alla huvuden vreds mot honom, med f\u00f6rundrande blickar.<\/p>\n
”Ja va fan, ska inte ni dricka \u00f6l, s\u00e5 ska inte heller jag g\u00f6ra det!”<\/p>\n
Ett\u00a0roligt bidrag \u00a0Paul fr\u00e5n Provence\u00a0 p\u00e5mind om av Gunilla D 2017<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Det var ett stort internationellt \u00f6lbryggarkonvent p\u00e5 Mallorca och alla de stora\u00a0bryggeriernas chefer var d\u00e4r. Av n\u00e5gon outgrundlig anledning var \u00e4ven chefen p\u00e5 Norrlands Guld d\u00e4r. F\u00f6rmodligen inkvoterad som n\u00e5gon form av exotiskt inslag … N\u00e5v\u00e4l, efter f\u00f6rmiddagens konfererande s\u00e5 var det dags att \u00e4ta lunch. 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