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<\/a><\/p>\nHe ignored us and continued writing the ticket.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n
I called him a Nazi turd.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.<\/p>\n
So my wife called him a shit-head.<\/p>\n
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.\u00a0<\/p>\n
Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.<\/p>\n
Personally, we didn’t care.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n
We came downtown by bus and the car had a Quebec license plate.<\/p>\n
We try to have a little fun each day now that we’re retired.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n
It’s\u00a0 important at our age.<\/p>\n
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