{"id":9790,"date":"2011-02-01T07:59:01","date_gmt":"2011-02-01T06:59:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=9790"},"modified":"2015-02-28T09:54:08","modified_gmt":"2015-02-28T08:54:08","slug":"kirurger-i-samtal-nar-du-ar-nedsovd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/kirurger-i-samtal-nar-du-ar-nedsovd\/","title":{"rendered":"Kirurger i samtal n\u00e4r du \u00e4r neds\u00f6vd.."},"content":{"rendered":"

Fem kirurger diskuterar vilka patienter som \u00e4r b\u00e4st att operera.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Den f\u00f6rsta kirurgen s\u00e4ger:<\/p>\n

– Jag gillar att ha revisorer p\u00e5 operationsbordet eftersom n\u00e4r du \u00f6ppnar dem \u00e4r allt inuti numrerat.<\/p>\n

Den andra svarar:<\/p>\n

– Jo, men du skulle pr\u00f6va elektriker! Allt inuti dem \u00e4r f\u00e4rg kodat.<\/p>\n

\u00a0Den tredje kirurgen s\u00e4ger:<\/p>\n

– Nej, jag tycker verkligen att bibliotekarier \u00e4r b\u00e4st, allt inuti dem ligger i alfabetisk ordning.<\/p>\n

\u00a0Den fj\u00e4rde kirurgen bryter in:<\/p>\n

– Vet ni, jag gillar hantverkare. Killarna har alltid f\u00f6rst\u00e5else n\u00e4r det blir n\u00e5gra delar \u00f6ver i slutet och n\u00e4r arbetet tar l\u00e4ngre tid \u00e4n vad du har sagt fr\u00e5n b\u00f6rjan.<\/p>\n

Den femte kirurgen f\u00e5r alla att bli tysta n\u00e4r han konstaterar:<\/p>\n

– Ni har fel allihopa. Politikerna och cheferna h\u00e4r i Landstinget \u00e4r de som \u00e4r l\u00e4ttast att operera. De har ingen hj\u00e4rna, inget hj\u00e4rta, ingen stake och inte n\u00e5gon ryggrad. Dessutom finns det bara tv\u00e5 r\u00f6rliga delar, munnen och r\u00f6ven, och det spelar ingen roll om du byter plats p\u00e5 dem.<\/p>\n

Ett bidrag fr\u00e5n Paul normalt i Provence<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Fem kirurger diskuterar vilka patienter som \u00e4r b\u00e4st att operera. Den f\u00f6rsta kirurgen s\u00e4ger: – Jag gillar att ha revisorer p\u00e5 operationsbordet eftersom n\u00e4r du \u00f6ppnar dem \u00e4r allt inuti numrerat. Den andra svarar: – Jo, men du skulle pr\u00f6va elektriker! Allt inuti dem \u00e4r f\u00e4rg kodat. \u00a0Den tredje kirurgen s\u00e4ger: – Nej, jag tycker […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7,19],"tags":[1111],"class_list":["post-9790","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ett-gott-skratt","category-underhallning","tag-kirurghistoria"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-2xU","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":19093,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/kontokapare-och-lurendrejare-i-farten-se-upp\/","url_meta":{"origin":9790,"position":0},"title":"Kontokapare och lurendrejare i farten- SE UPP","author":"admin","date":"2014-01-10","format":false,"excerpt":"Bluffmail florerar just nu De kan komma fr\u00e5n kapade konton fr\u00e5n personer \u00a0du k\u00e4nner VAR MISST\u00c4NKSAM Ofta \u00e4r mailen egendomligt formulerade och \u00a0man borde ha ringt ist\u00e4llet Ett exempel idag fr\u00e5n en person som jag k\u00e4nner sen m\u00e5nga \u00e5r Hoppas detta n\u00e5r dig Jag gjorde en resa till York, Storbritannien\u2026","rel":"","context":"I \u201d4 Dator\u201d","block_context":{"text":"4 Dator","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/category\/dator\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"bluffmail","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/bluffmail1.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/bluffmail1.jpg?resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/bluffmail1.jpg?resize=525%2C300 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":10074,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/infernalisk-hamnd\/","url_meta":{"origin":9790,"position":1},"title":"Infernalisk h\u00e4mnd","author":"bengt39","date":"2017-06-08","format":false,"excerpt":"Efter antal \u00e5rs \u00e4ktenskap skulle paret skiljas. 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