Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter’s Square.

The first Catholic man tells his friends:
”My son is a  priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him  ’Father’.”

The second Catholic man says:
”My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ’Your Grace’.”

The third declares:
”My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says ’Your Eminence’.”

With great pride the fourth Catholic man says:
”My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ’Your Holiness’.”

The lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, so the four men give her a subtle, ”Well….?”

She proudly replies:

”I have a daughter,

SLIM
TALL
BLONDE
38” BUST
24″ WAIST and
36″ HIPS

When she walks into a room, people say: ”Jesus Christ”!

A contribution from Paul in Provence