A Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising
altitude, the captain announced:
’Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293,non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto .
The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back,relax and….. OH, MY GOD !’
Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.
’Ladies and gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you. While I was
talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot
coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!’
One Irish passenger yelled…
’For f*#k’s sake ……..you should see the back of mine!!!’
A nice contribution from Anders in Viken