The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: ”Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?”

Maria: ”Well, Senora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze.”

”The first is that I iron better than you.”

Wife: ”Who said you iron better than me?”

Maria: ”Jor huzban he say so.”

Wife: ”Oh yeah?”

Maria: ”The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.”

Wife: ”Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”

Maria: ”Jor hozban did”

Wife increasingly agitated:”Oh he did— did he???”

Maria: ”The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.”

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth. ”And did my husband say that as well?”

Maria: ”No Senora……The gardener did.”

A contribution from Carlton  in Charlotte NC