Management training lesson 2

A priest offered a Nun a lift…

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, ‘Father, remember Psalm 129?’

The priest removed his hand But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.

The nun once again said, ‘Father, remember Psalm 129?’

The priest apologized ‘Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.’

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, ‘Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.’

To learn from the lesson 2 in business terms

If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

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Passa på att se joke sidorna

Father bens site är en sk ”multipurpose site” 75% hittar hit med sökning då många av artiklarna ligger högt på google när du söker  25% läser alla jokes och ingår i nätverket ”A good laugh aday  keeps the doc away” Dit når du genom att ligga på maillistan eller att gå direkt till jokessidan 

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Det har börjat dyka upp irriterande reklam på websidor som lägger sig över texten se bilden nedan

I GOOGLE Chrome finns en effektiv sk addon som heter  ADBLOCK –Enkel att installera— så slipper du det mesta av sånt mög

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Ännu bättre är att försöka ta bort orsaken till reklamen som kan vara sk malware

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SPYBOT är ett utmäkt gratisprogram att ta bort det mesta av oönskat malware och man låter först Spybot scanna datorn och ta bort- sen ligger spybot och bevakar så att det inte kommer in.

Aisle 5 in supermarket

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A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket.

The husband picks up a case of beer and puts it in their cart.

”What do you think you’re doing?” asks the wife.

”They’re on sale, only $15 for 24 cans.” he replies.

”Put them back, we can’t afford them.” demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $30 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

”What do you think you’re doing?” asks the husband.

”It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful.” replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: ”So does 24 cans of beer and it’s half the price.”

That’s him in Aisle 5 – he never knew what hit him.

A contribution from Lawrence( not from Arabia…)