Social reality

Daughter:…
”Daddy, I am coming home to get married.
Take out your check book Dad, I’m in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Australia and he lives in the UK.
We met on a dating website, Became friends on Facebook, Had long chats on Whatsapp,
He proposed to me on Skype and now we’ve had two months of relationship-through Viber Dad, I need your good wishes and blessings to big wedding ”.. 
 
Father:
”Wow! Really !! Then get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon and pay-through Paypal.
And if you are fed up With Your husband …. sell him on Ebay”.
From Paul in Provence
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CHURCH GOSSIP

Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church’s morals, kept sticking her nose into other people’s business.
Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities,
but feared her enough to maintain their silence.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused Frank, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town’s only bar one afternoon.

She emphatically told Frank (and several others) that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing!
Frank, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn’t explain, defend, or deny.
He simply said nothing.

Later that evening, Frank quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred’s house,
Walked home… And left it there all night.

A Contribution from Paul in Provence