We’ve all heard about people having guts or balls.
But do you really know the difference between them?

GUTS – is arriving home late after a night out with
the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask  her:

”Are you  still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”

BALLS – is coming home late after a night out with the
guys, smelling  of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping
your wife on the  butt    And having the balls to say:

”You’re next.”