With apologies to all those of Italian origin and to those who contemplate a cruise in the Med.
# How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? – On the rocks
# What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships? – Leeks
# What’s the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship? – Follow the captain
# When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied ”off course.”
# So the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock. That’s more than can be said for his ship.
# The captain says he is not guilty of manslaughter. He has witnesses to prove he was nowhere near the passengers who died.
# I like my women how I like my Italian Cruises. Wet, wrecked and ready to go down.
# The Costa Concordia is probably the most expensive thing to go down in Italy since Berlusconi’s last hooker.
# What’s the difference between the Italian economy and the stricken cruise liner Costa Concordia?
Nothing – The bottoms dropped out of both.
A contrtibution from Lawrence ( not from Arabia)
Costa Concordia on Google earth