A contribution from sister Bo
1 English stuff
Couldnt resist ¤¤¤
I just got off the phone with a friend in North Dakota.
He said that since early this morning the snow has been nearly waist high
and is still falling.
The temperature is dropping below zero and the north wind is increasing.
His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window.
He says that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in.
From my friend Carlton in NC
Grizzly (гризли ) attacked by wolfes
Priest and Rabbi on airplane ¤¤¤
A priest and a rabbi are sitting next to each other on an airplane.
After awhile the priest turns to the rabbi and asks, ”Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?”
The rabbi responds, ”Yes that is still one of our beliefs.”
The priest then asks, ”Have you ever eaten pork?”
To which the rabbi replies, ”Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich.”
The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.
A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, ”Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?”
The priest replied, ”Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith.”
The rabbi then asked him, ”Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?”
The priest replied, ”Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith.”
The rabbi nodded understandingly.
He was silent for a minute and then he said,
”Beats a ham sandwich, doesn’t it?”