En minnesvärd golfhistoria…

Arthur is a 90 years old active golfer.

He’s played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago.  One day he arrives home looking downcast.

”That’s it,”  he tells his wife. ”I’m giving up golf. My eyesight has got
so bad. Once I’ve hit the ball, I can’t see where it went.”

His wife sympathizes. As they sit down, she has a suggestion: ”Why don’t you take my brother with you, and give it one more try.”

”That’s no good,” sighs Arthur. ”Your brother is a hundred and three. He can’t help.”

”He may be a hundred and three,” says the wife, ”but his eyesight is
perfect.” So the next day, Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law.

He tees up, takes an almighty swing, and squints down the fairway.

He turns to the brother-in-law. ”Did you see the ball?”

”Of course I did!”, says the brother-in-law. ”I have perfect eyesight.”

”Where did it go?” asks Arthur.

”Can’t remember.”

Avec Salut de golfer Paul swinging in Provence

In a minute ¤¤¤

Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.

Looking up, he asks the Lord. . . ”God, what does a million years mean to you?”

The Lord replies, ”A minute.”

Smith asks, ”And what does a million dollars mean to you?”

The Lord replies, ”A penny.”

Smith asks,” Can I have a penny?”

The Lord replies, ”In a minute”