Ronnie Hellström of Sweden was one of the greatest goalkeepers in the world in the 1970s. He was voted Europe’s best goalkeeper four times during that decade (1974, 77, 78 and 79) and was selected in the World Cup 1974 Greatest XI.
1 English stuff
IRISH JOKE ¤¤¤
A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, ’Free Sex with Every Fill-Up.’
Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10, and said that if he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.
Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, ’You were very close, the lucky number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.’
A week later, Paddy,with his friend Mick, pulled in for another fill-up.
Again Paddy asked for his free sex.
The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.
Paddy guessed 2. The proprietor said, ’Sorry, it was 3, you were very close, but no free sex this time.’
As they were driving away, Mick said to Paddy, ’I think that game is rigged and he doesn’t really
give away free sex at all.’
Paddy replied, ’No it’s genuine enough Mick.
My wife won twice last week.’
A Contribution from Gunnar the dentist
Christmas shopping ¤¤¤
A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed.
As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up and see her husband was nowhere around.
She was quite upset because they had a lot to do.
Because she was so worried, she called him on her cell phone to ask him where he was.
In a calm voice, the husband said, ”Honey, you remember the jewelry store we went into about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would
get it for you one day?”
The wife choked up and started to cry and said, ”Yes, I remember that jewelry store.”
He said, ”Well, I’m in the bar right next to it.
From Grady in NC
Retirement different way
On the front lawn were six old ladies, lying naked on the grass.
I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way.On my return trip, I passed the same retirement village with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.
This time my curiosity got the better of me and I went inside to talk
to the retirement village Administrator, and asked her? “ Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?”
Yes, she said, ”aren’t they darlings?
They’re retired prostitutes –they’re having a garage sale.A contribution from Paul in Provence