One day, while going to the shop, I passed by a retirement village.
On the front lawn were six old ladies, lying naked on the grass.
I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way.On my return trip, I passed the same retirement village with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.
This time my curiosity got the better of me and I went inside to talk
to the retirement village Administrator, and asked her? “ Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?”
Yes, she said, ”aren’t they darlings?
They’re retired prostitutes –
they’re having a garage sale.
