2 JOKES
Old golfer ¤¤¤
A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking, older retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties.
The circus owner tells them, ”I’m not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you’re history. Here’s your equipment — chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?”
The girl says, ”I’ll go first.” She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion’s cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About halfway there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.
The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner’s jaw is on the floor. He says, ”I’ve never seen a display like that in my life.” He then turns to the retired golfer and asks, ”Can you top that?”
The tough old golfer replies,
”No problem, just get that lion out of there.”
Tiger and the Pope ¤¤¤
The Pope and Tiger Woods died on the same day and because of an administrative mix up the Pope went to hell and Tiger Woods went to heaven.
The Pope explains the situation to the administrative clerk in hell, and after checking the paperwork admits that there is an error.
However, the clerk explains, it would be 24 hours before it can be rectified.
Next day the Pope is called and Hell’s staff bids him farewell.
On the way up, the Pope meets Tiger Woods coming down from heaven and they stop to have a chat.
Sorry about the mix up, apologies the Pope.
No problem replied Tiger Woods
Pope: I am really anxious to get to heaven!
Tiger: Why is that?
Pope: All my life I have wanted to meet the Virgin Mary!
Tiger: You’re a day late!
Bien cordialement de Paul Provence
ÖL test ¤¤¤
Äntligen en vettig undersökning!
FÖR NÅGRA VECKOR SEDAN FÖRESLOG KANADENSISKA FORSKARE ATT MÄN BORDE SE ÖVER SIN ÖLKONSUMTION, MED TANKE PÅ RESULTATET PÅ EN NYLIGEN GJORD UNDERSÖKNING, SOM VISAR ATT ÖL INNEHÅLLER KVINNLIGA KÖNSHORMONER!
SLUTSATSEN FORSKARNA HAR DRAGIT AV DETTA ÄR ATT MÄN SOM DRICKER MYCKET ÖL ’FÖRVANDLAS’ TILL KVINNOR.
FÖR ATT SE OM DETTA STÄMDE GJORDE FORSKARNA FÖLJANDE TEST, 100 MÄN FICK DRICKA VARDERA 6 ST 50 CL ÖLGLAS.
DET VISADE SIG MYCKET RIKTIGT ATT 100% AV MÄNNEN:
GICK UPP I VIKT
PRATADE ÖVERDRIVET MYCKET OCH UTAN VETTIGT INNEHÅLL
BLEV ÖVERDRIVET EMOTIONELLA
KUNDE INTE KÖRA BIL
KLARADE INTE ATT TÄNKA RATIONELLT
SKULLE ARGUMENTERA ÖVER MINSTA LILLA SAK
VÄGRADE BE OM URSÄKT NÄR DOM HADE FEL
MAN PLANERAR INGA FLER UNDERSÖKNINGAR…
ett bidrag från Paul i Provence
