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The seven-hundred-ten ¤¤¤
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a ”seven-hundred-ten”.
We all looked at each other and another customer asked, ’What is a seven-hundred- ten?’
She replied, ’You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.
She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.
The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.
She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to a car just like hers which had its hood up and asked ’is there a 710 on this car?’.
She pointed and said, ’Of course, its right there.’ the mechanic fainted
If you’re not sure what a 710 is
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From Anders in Viken
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A recovered story
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter’s Square.
The first Catholic man tells his friends:
”My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ’Father’.”
The second Catholic man says:
”My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ’Your Grace’.”
The third declares:
”My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says ’Your Eminence’.”
With great pride the fourth Catholic man says:
”My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ’Your Holiness’.”
The lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, so the four men give her a subtle, ”Well….?”
She proudly replies:
”I have a daughter,
SLIM
TALL
BLONDE
38” BUST
24″ WAIST and
36″ HIPS
When she walks into a room, people say: ”Jesus Christ”!
A contribution from Paul in Provence