Hier wordt je blij van !!!
Op een plein in Sabadell (Barcelona) staat een levend standbeeld, een man met een contrabas.
Een meisje gooit een muntje in z’n hoed en krijgt heel veel waar voor haar geld..
![Contrabas[4]1](https://fatherben.se/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Contrabas41.jpg)
Wat een muntstukje al niet kan voortbrengen!!!
A contribution from the Netherlands via Olemand
A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde.
The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many glances from her, he said, ”Golf balls.”
The blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking deeply about what he had said. Unable to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked,
”Is that like tennis elbow?”
A contribution from Paul in Provence
Ett bidrag från Rurik the doubledoc
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.
One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, ’Now don’t get mad at me…..I know we’ve been friends for a long time……but I just can’t think of your name! I’ve thought and thought, but I can’t remember it. Please tell me what your name is.’ Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, ’How soon do you need to know?’
A contribution from Paul in Provence