Jet Fuel ¤¤¤

Dave and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked
as
  aircraft  mechanics in Melbourne, Australia ..

One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the
hangar with nothing to do.

Dave said, ’Man, I wish we had something to drink!’

Jim  says, ’Me too. Y’know, I’ve heard you can drink jet fuel  and  get   a   buzz.

You  wanna try it?’

So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane  booze  and get completely smashed.

The next morning Dave wakes up and is surprised at how good he  feels.

In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects.

Nothing!

Then the phone rings. It’s Jim.  Jim says, ’Hey, how do you feel  this  morning?’

Dave says, ’I feel great, how about you?’
Jim says, ’I feel great, too. You don’t have a hangover?’

Dave says, ’No that jet fuel is great stuff — no hangover,  nothing.  We  ought to do this more often.’

’ Yeah, well there’s just one  thing.’

’What’s  that?’

’Have you farted yet?’

’No.’

’Well,  DON’T – cause I’m in New  Zealand   ’

From Anders in Viken

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