Woman:
Do  you drink beer?

Man:Yes

Woman:
How many beers a  day?

Man:
Usually about 3

Woman:
How much do  you pay per beer?

Man:

$5.00 which includes a  tip

( This is where it gets scary ! )

Woman:
And  how long have you been drinking?

Man:
About 20 years, I  suppose

Woman:
So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day  which puts your spending
each month at $450. In one year, it would be  approximately $5400
…correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
If in 1 year  you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts  your spending at $108,000,  correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
Do you know that  if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could
have been put in a  step-up interest savings account and after accounting
for compound  interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought
a  Ferrari?

Man:
Do you drink  beer?

Woman:
No…

Man:
So….. where’s YOUR fucking Ferrari?

A contribution from Olemand