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Male drivers

Harry died with his boots on – sadly one was on the accelerator at the time.

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A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside.
”There’s no room,” they said. ”It’s full up!”
”But you must let me on!” shouted the man.
”Why, what’s so special about you?” they asked.
”I’m the driver,” replied the man.

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There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer.
Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.

The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.

The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.

Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, ”Why don’t we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it’ll work?!”

From Gunilla D S59

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Potensen

You’re in remarkable shape for a man your age,” said the doctor to the 90-year-old man after the examination.

“1 know it,” said the old gentleman. “I’ve really got only one complaint—my sex drive is too high. Got anything you can do for that, Doc?”

The doctor’s mouth dropped open. ‘Your what?!” he gasped.

‘My sex drive,” said the old man. “It’s too high, and I’d like to have you lower it if you can.”

“Lower it?!” exclaimed the doctor, still un able to believe what the 90-year-old gentleman was saying. “Just what do you consider ‘high’?”

“These days it seems like it’s all in my head, Doc,” said the old man, “and I’d like to have you lower it if you can.”

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