Queen & Dolly go to heaven ¤¤¤

Queen  Elizabeth and   Dolly  Parton die  on the same day and they both  go  before  an Angel to find out if they’ll be admitted to  Heaven.

Unfortunately,  there’s only one space left that  day ~
so  the Angel must decide which of  them gets  in.

The  Angel asks Dolly if there’s some  particular reason  why he should  go to Heaven.
Dolly  takes off her top and  says ’Look  at these they’re  the most perfect  breasts God  ever created and  I’m sure it will please God  to be  able to see them every  day for  for eternity.’

The  Angel thanks  Dolly and  asks Her  Majesty the same Question. The Queen  takes a bottle of Perrier out  of her purse drinks it down.

Then ~  wees into a toilet and pulls the  lever.

The  Angel says  ’OK  your Majesty  you may go  in.’

Dolly  is outraged and  asks ’What  was that all about?
I  show you two of  God’s own perfect  creations and  you turn me  down. She  wees into a toilet  and she gets in!
Would  you explain that to  me?’

’Sorry,  Dolly,’ says the  Angel ~ ’but  even in Heaven

A  Royal Flush   Beats  a Pair  ~ 
No  Matter How Big They Are. 

a nice contribution from Paul in Provence


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