A wife, being romantic, sent her husband a text:

”If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears.  I love you!”

The husband replied,

              ”I am sitting on the toilet.    Please advise…”

A contribution from Paul in Provence