A Blonde Joke

An old, blind cowboy wandered into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He found his way to a barstool and ordered a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yelled to the bartender, ”Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”

The bar immediately fell absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him said, “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I’m a six-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?”

The blind cowboy thought for a second, shook his head and muttered, ”Well no! Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

A nice contribution from Paul in Provence

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