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A Blonde Joke

An old, blind cowboy wandered into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He found his way to a barstool and ordered a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yelled to the bartender, ”Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”

The bar immediately fell absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him said, “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I’m a six-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?”

The blind cowboy thought for a second, shook his head and muttered, ”Well no! Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

A nice contribution from Paul in Provence

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A COWBOY TOMBSTONE ¤¤¤

Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan, Utah.
He died not knowing that he would win the ”Coolest Headstone” contest.
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:
1. It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.
2. It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It’s important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn’t lie to you.
4. It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.
5. It’s very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.
A contribution from Paul in Provence 2012 and also reminded of by Jan T 2014