For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.  Not wanting to
ruin his reputation or his  marriage, he paid her a large sum of money
if she would go to Italy to  secretly have the child.

If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide
child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how
he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told
her to simply mail him a post card, and write ’Spaghetti’ on the
back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.

One  day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
’Honey, ’she  said, ’you received a very strange post card today.

You, just give it  to me and I’ll explain it later’. The wife watched as
her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the  card was written:

’Spaghetti, Spaghetti,  Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Three, with
meatballs, two without.  Send extra sauce !!!!!

A nice contribution fron Paul in Provence