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STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM

A laugh for the day !
Enjoy!

STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM

I would have given him 100% for his wit!!!

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows into which state? * liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple? * The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? * wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ? * No problem, he sleeps at night

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? * You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ? * Very  large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? * No time at all, the wall was already  built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

Spread the laughter, share the cheer Let’s be happy, while we’re here !!

A nice contribution from Hans the footdoc 

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I Think You’re The Father of One of My Kids…’

I Think You’re The Father of One of My Kids…’
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him.
She says, ’Hello.’

He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he asks, ’Do you know me?’
To which she replies, ’I think you’re the father of one of my kids.’

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife.
So he asks, ’Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?’

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, ’No, I’m your son’s teacher.’

A contribution from Jörgen M61

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I Think You're The Father of One of My Kids…'

I Think You’re The Father of One of My Kids…’
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him.
She says, ’Hello.’

He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he asks, ’Do you know me?’
To which she replies, ’I think you’re the father of one of my kids.’

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife.
So he asks, ’Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?’

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, ’No, I’m your son’s teacher.’

A contribution from Jörgen M61