A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde.

The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many glances from her, he said, ”Golf balls.”

The blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking deeply about what he had said. Unable to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked,

”Is that like tennis elbow?”

A contribution from Paul in Provence