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The funeral ¤¤¤

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.

At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket .

They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive!

She lives for ten more years, and then dies..

Once again, a ceremony is held, and at the end of it, the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket.

As they carry the casket towards the door, the husband cries out,

’Watch that wall!’

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Cruising

An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard.

They searched for days and couldn’t find her, so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something.

Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the boat.

It read: ’Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of the ocean.

We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her butt was an oyster and in it was a pearl worth $50,000.

Please advise.’

The old man faxed back:

’Send me the pearl and re-bait  the trap.’

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Mobiltillbehör sanslöst billigt

Denna  firma i Hongkong säljer mobiltillbehör mycket billigt

Passa på att se joke sidorna

Father bens site är en sk ”multipurpose site” 75% hittar hit med sökning då många av artiklarna ligger högt på google när du söker  25% läser alla jokes och ingår i nätverket ”A good laugh aday  keeps the doc away” Dit når du genom att ligga på maillistan eller att gå direkt till jokessidan 

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Tex en 12  v  laddare till mobiltelefon kostar ca 25- 30  kr fritt hemma och  det är 15% av priset på en orginalladdare i Sverige  och ca 30% av vad den billigaste piratladdaren kostar i Sverige – Det är   dessutom fri frakt globalt…Klart värt att pröva.

Det är puckat att betala för mycket…

 

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