Etikettarkiv: driving

Drinking and driving

With all the hype about drinking and driving I had a few beers, followed by several glasses of wine.
Despite my jolliness, I still had the sense to know that I was over the limit.
That’s when I decided to do what I have never done before: I took a bus home.

Sure enough, there was a police road block on the road home but, since it was a bus they waved it past.
I arrived home safely without any incident. This was both a great relief and a surprise because I had never driven
a bus before.
I don’t even know where I got it from and, now I don’t know what to do with it!
A nice contribution from Paul in Provence

Woman driving… and girlfriend ¤¤¤

My darling husband,

Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.

Fortunately not too bad and I really didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry too much about me. I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but fortunately the pick up came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.
I am enclosing a picture for you.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife XXX

PS your girlfriend called

A nice contribution from my daughter Yvonne