girl

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Clever woman ¤¤¤

lady

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father, and working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died,
he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.

One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.

Her natural beauty took his breath away.

”I may look like an ordinary guy,” he said to her,
”but in just a few years, my father will die and I will inherit $200 million.”

Impressed, the woman asked for his business card.

Three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at financial planning than men

A contribution from Paul in Provence

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Do not always trust what you see…¤¤¤

A tough looking group of bikers were out riding when they saw a woman

about to jump off a bridge… so they stopped and parked their Harleys.

Their leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, ”What are
you doing?”

”I’m going to commit suicide,” she says.

While he didn’t want to appear insensitive, he didn’t want to miss an
opportunity either, so he asked her… ”Well, before you jump, why
don’t you give me a kiss?”

So she does….

And it was a long, deep, lingering, spine-tingling kiss.

After she’s finished, the biker leader says, ”Wow! That was the best
kiss I’ve ever had!

That’s a real talent you are wasting.  You could be famous.  Why in the world would you want to commit suicide?”

”My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl…”

A nice contribution from Paul in Provence