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Never bullashit your mama

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye.


Reading his mom’s thoughts, Anthony volunteered, ”I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates.”


About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, ”Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. 


You don’t suppose she took it, do you?”

”Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her, just to be sure.   So he sat down and wrote an email:

 Dear MaMa, 

I’m not saying that you ”did” take the sugar bowl from my house ;I’m not saying that you ”did not” take it. 

But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

 Your Loving Son 

Anthony 


Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his MaMa which read: 


Dear son, 

I’m not saying that you ”do” sleep with Maria, and I’m not saying that you ”do not” sleep with her.

 But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed,she would have found the sugar bowl by now.


Your Loving MaMa

A contribution from Paul in Provence

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Another talking parrot this one cheap in price … ¤¤¤

There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

”Why  so little?” she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and  said,
”Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a  house of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar  stuff.”

The  woman thought about this, but decided   she  had to have the bird anyway.   She took it home and hung the  bird’s cage up in her living room and waited for it to say  something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and  said,
”New house, new madam.”

The  woman was a bit shocked at the implication,  but  then thought ”that’s really not so bad.”

When her two teenage  daughters returned from school, the bird saw them and  said,   ”New  house, new madam, new girls.”

The girls and the woman were a bit  offended but then began to laugh about the situation  considering  how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the  woman’s husband Keith came home from work.
The bird looked at him and  said,

 

”Hi Keith.”  

Another international  contribution from TJ