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Buffalo Theory ¤¤¤

One night at pub, Cliff  explained the” Buffalo Theory”to
his buddy Norm when suggesting a new round…

”Well, ya see, Norm, it’s like this.

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo.

And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general
speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular
killing of the weakest members! .

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.

Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells.

But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain
a faster and more efficient machine!

That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

Another nice TordJöran contribution imported from over there

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Famous people

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Now    take a look at this picture….. 

Painted by    Chinese Artists, Dai Dudu, Li Tiezi and Zhang An,  

oil on canvas,    2006.

This painting is truly remarkable.

Even more amazing though, is that the canvas has  

been computerized.

When you click on the link below, a much bigger  

version of the computerized painting appears.

Run your cursor over the people.

The programme tells you who they are – every single  

one of them.

BUT   (click          on a person)   and  you obtain the individual’s life history.

This is fascinating… Can keep you busy for hours!

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Chinese Artists Dai Dudu, Li Tiezi, and Zhang An, 2006, oil on canvas

A contribution from TordJöran Linkoping

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A practical example of how the human mind works ¤¤¤

Analysis of the above picture can tell us a lot about how different people think.

 

– For young men, it’s a picture of a lady with a nice derriere but only the most observant will notice that she is crossing a street.

 

– The really observant will notice that she is wearing a thong.

 

– For older men, she appears to be a respectable woman – with a nice tush – on her way to work.

 

– The perverts among them will imagine her naked.

 

– Wiser men will ponder the presence of mind of the photographer totake the shot in the face of such beauty and be grateful that they shared it.

 

– For half of the women, this is an ordinary woman who should not have left home dressed that way.

 

– The other half will think she is a slut but wonder where she bought that blouse.

 

– Older women will imagine the misery that the woman’s curves will cause by the time she reaches 50.

 

– But only children, the extremely intelligent and

the celibate will notice that the taxi is being

driven by a dog.

 

A nice contribution from TordJöran Linköping