URGENT !
Whoever left his wife at my place after
last night’s BBQ is asked to come and get her ASAP..
It is not that she’s a problem,
but mine is coming back tonight.Cheers !
From Hans the footdoc
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Mail från Olemand
2014 sänktes min pension med 108 kr. Nu, 2015, har den höjts med 56 kr. Jag är optimist. Nästa år kanske jag kommer upp i 2013 års nivå (och kanske någon krona till)?
Å andra sidan vet man inte om något åt det här hållet kan inträffa. Man blir efterhand luttrad.
Kærlig hilsen
Ole
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Skickat från min stationära dator ☺
Skickat från min stationära dator ☺
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Mera från satirikern Lindström
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Le Serveur
Speed-dating a la France
A nice contribution from Lawrence (not from Arabia)
Drinking and driving
With all the hype about drinking and driving I had a few beers, followed by several glasses of wine.
Despite my jolliness, I still had the sense to know that I was over the limit.
Despite my jolliness, I still had the sense to know that I was over the limit.
That’s when I decided to do what I have never done before: I took a bus home.
Sure enough, there was a police road block on the road home but, since it was a bus they waved it past.
I arrived home safely without any incident. This was both a great relief and a surprise because I had never driven
a bus before.
a bus before.
I don’t even know where I got it from and, now I don’t know what to do with it!
A nice contribution from Paul in Provence