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Walmart

1. Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart Every hour of every day.

2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute!

3. Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people, is the world’s largest private employer, and most speak English.

4. Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the world.

5. Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger and Safeway combined, and keep In mind they did this in only fifteen years.

6. During this same period, 31 big supermarket chains sought bankruptcy.

7. Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store in the world.

8. Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the USA of which 1,906 are Super Centers; this is 1,000 more than it had five years ago.

9. This year 7.2 billion different purchasing experiences will occur at Wal-Mart stores. (Earth’s population is approximately 6.5 Billion.)

10. 90% of all Americans live within fifteen miles of a Wal-Mart.

You may think that I am complaining, but I am really laying the ground work for suggesting that MAYBE we should hire the guys who run Wal-Mart to fix the US economy.

 from my friend Grady NC

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The funeral ¤¤¤

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.

At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket .

They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive!

She lives for ten more years, and then dies..

Once again, a ceremony is held, and at the end of it, the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket.

As they carry the casket towards the door, the husband cries out,

’Watch that wall!’

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Mobiltillbehör sanslöst billigt

Denna  firma i Hongkong säljer mobiltillbehör mycket billigt

Passa på att se joke sidorna

Father bens site är en sk ”multipurpose site” 75% hittar hit med sökning då många av artiklarna ligger högt på google när du söker  25% läser alla jokes och ingår i nätverket ”A good laugh aday  keeps the doc away” Dit når du genom att ligga på maillistan eller att gå direkt till jokessidan 

NU TILL ÄMNET

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Tex en 12  v  laddare till mobiltelefon kostar ca 25- 30  kr fritt hemma och  det är 15% av priset på en orginalladdare i Sverige  och ca 30% av vad den billigaste piratladdaren kostar i Sverige – Det är   dessutom fri frakt globalt…Klart värt att pröva.

Det är puckat att betala för mycket…

 

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