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Gotta love us seniors… ¤¤¤

Who says senior citizens don’t wear stylish clothes. Hah!! 




During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, ”How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?”

”Well,” he said, ”we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub.”

”Oh, I understand,” I said. ”A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup.”

”No” he said. ”A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?”

ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON ? OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE? :

 

 

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Senior fun ¤¤¤


This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist. Your brain is great and you’re far from having a close relationship with Alzheimer.

Congratulations!

 

Oh. One more test….

Find the 44th USA President. 

 

Well, congratulations, you’re not colour blind either! 



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Pollution ¤¤¤

Jesus and Saint Paul
Jesus and Saint Paul are sitting in Heaven, talking
about the pollution on Earth and wondering what can
be done about mankind’s filthy ways.

Jesus says he’s
going to pop down to Durban to see the situation
for himself, and Paul agrees to join him.

When they get there, Jesus asks what the huge metal
pipe is for. Paul tells him it’s used to take human
waste out to sea where the muck kills dolphins, so
Jesus decides to take action and strides across the
waves.

Walking alongside, Paul is soon knee-deep in filthy
water, while Jesus scoots along on top of the sea.
Ever hopeful of some help he slogs on, and Jesus
keeps walking on water… but soon the water is up
to Paul’s chin.

”Master,” he calls, ”I will follow you anywhere, but
I’m up to my neck in shitty water and I think I’m
going to drown.”

At this Jesus stops walking and looks at Paul.
”Well,” he says, ”why don’t you just walk on the
pipe like me, you silly prick?”