A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. 
Both he and his wife decide that they won’t tell the kids what kind of meat it is,
 but will give them a clue and let them guess.

The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for a clue.
The dad said,
’Well, it’s what mommy calls me sometimes.’ 

The little girl screams to her brother, ’Don’t eat it!  It’s an asshole!’

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A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo,
and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest
ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection
is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed
and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular
culling of the weakest members.

In much the same way the human brain can only operate
as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol,
we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest
and weakest brain cells first. In this way regular consumption
of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a
faster and more efficient machine.

So that’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.