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HIKING

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging violent river.

Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, ”God, please give me the strength to cross the river.”

Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed, ”God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river.”

Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, ”God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross river.”

Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

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Adam took a bite of the apple …

A woman went through a red traffic light and crashed into a man’s car.  Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt.

After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said;  ”Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt.  This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”
The man replied,” I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!
The woman continued, ”And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but my bottle of wine didn’t break.  Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.” Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.  The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, ”Aren’t you having any?”
She replies, ”Nah. I think I’ll just wait for the police.”
Another nice Provencecontribution from Paul